new year new me *casts a spell that morphs me into a horrible creature*
*milks you*
Lube fairy this is the worst comment I’ve ever got on any post
new year new me *casts a spell that morphs me into a horrible creature*
*milks you*
Lube fairy this is the worst comment I’ve ever got on any post
“dude are you SURE your dads ok with giving us some money for food? like i just dont think hes gonna be chill with it”
“no problem man hes totally fine. when he gets pissed its all just an act”
*they walk into a room with only a bearded russian man in a cloak at a table with a single candle on it, he’s pensively clasping his hands together*
“hey dad, can we get some cash for the movies and maybe some food?”
YOU CANNOT…… *gets up from his chair* YOU CANNOT BLEED A STONE *tosses table on side* YOU DEVIL.. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME… BONES IN SKIN… RAGS AND ROPE…. GOOD GOD
I know the internet is full of people of all ages but every time I see someone saying something like “I played Undertale when I was 9” I’m like well ok that just doesn’t make any sense
βUmmm, this is not what I requested.β -Tuski
(The Butler Detective)
Tuski working on a case.
Tuski in his mind palace.
Tuski being interviewed. Heβs a bit nervous.
Tuski visits the dentist.
AaaaHHHHH!
*Dramatic music plays*
Tuski ordering a coffee and tea for the detective and himself. Heβs having a spot of trouble with all the options.
Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights
Just to be clear this would not make them unable to make the movies theyβd just have to properly pay the creators and their families for the use of the characters.
I fucking hope they lose so bad.
like to charge, reblog to cast
“u look tired” thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over